![]() ![]() This is 100% the last article I was expecting to write on Labor Day in the year of our lord 2019, but it’s been a really weird year already, so why not. It’s unclear just exactly what precipitated the act, but a previous photo on the user’s Instagram story of a totem reading, “Does Flume even eat ass?” gives us a good guess. (The story has since been deleted, but was shared to Reddit first.) She’s also the girl (on the left) from this infamous Jeff Goldblum meme. Though we can’t see her face, the girl is suspected to be Paige Elkington, whom Flume is currently dating, and on whose account the video is posted. Flume, for instance, while DJing one of the nights at the festival, was eating a girl’s butt on stage. While of course the rules of human decency and basic laws of the land still apply, it’s truly an event to let loose and try new things. When someone tells you that Burning Man is an anything goes event, they aren’t kidding. While that may harm the original ethos of the gathering, it also produces crazy moments like Flume eating a** on stage while performing on the Playa. While the festival is focused on community and real-life values, it has become a breeding ground for social media content thanks to its otherworldly setting. r/Flume: A community for fans to discuss Flume and all things Harley Streten. Life is just one big booty and if you don’t eat it, it eats you.If your Instagram feed is suddenly being flooded by photos and videos of dust storms, wooden structures on fire, barely clothed humans engaging in communal behavior, and a myriad of other things, congrats! You’ve just learned that Burning Man just ended. All the real ones know you gotta eat life’s ass. Doesn’t matter if you’re looking to be an accountant or you’re DJing at burning man. Just tell me if you eat the booty like groceries and I know everything I need to know about you. Don’t need the resume don’t need a cover letter. All I’m saying is instead of asking people how many ping pong balls fill a 747, or why are manhole covers round, this single question is all you need. Although if they pass this test they are the true go-getters of society. Honestly I know you can’t get away with this but if you’re interviewing a new candidate for a job, the first and maybe only question you should ask is “do you even eat ass?” Might be just a teensy bit of an HR problem. And you’re certainly not generous enough to establish firm relationships. You’re not adventurous or imaginative enough to shoot for the stars. You’re probably too timid to ever take charge. You’re probably too afraid to take any risks. Harley Edward Streten (born 5 November 1991), known professionally as Flume, is an Australian DJ and music producer.He is regarded as a pioneer of future bass who helped popularise the genre. But for my generation? Gen X or millennials or whatever it’s called? If you ain’t eating ass you ain’t eating, period. They were already on their way to millions and billions when this became the new wave. This is not something we thought we’d ever cover on the site but here we are. While many people are taking home memories that will last them a lifetime, the rest of us are still pre-occupied with the video of Flume eating his girlfriend’s ass, or at least sticking his nose in it, while on a stage at the event. Like “OOOOH you’re supposed to whisper sweet nothings into a human’s ear but I’m gonna whisper into her nose!” That’s how Bezos rolls, and I’m sure all the old guys from another generation ain’t tossing salad in the bedroom either. WATCH: Flume Eats A On Stage At Burning Man. Burning Man is officially ending today after 10 days in the Nevada desert. For instance Jeff Bezos is worth like $100 bil and his example of getting kinky is whispering into Alive Girl’s nose. ![]() I am warm, friendly, nurturing, assertive and sexyAre you ready for a sexy. I’m not saying everyone who is successful eats ass. Everyone Back Off and Let Flume Eat Some Burning Man Ass - VICE. You will go nowhere in life in this modern era. It’s 2019 and if you aren’t eating butt you’re a failure. This move is what the kids call “Relationship goals.” It’s also career goals, and really if we’re being honest, just overall life goals right here. reminds me of what Mike Marinelli would look like eating ass in front of. Turns out the only thing getting Boom roasted are Flume’s girlfriend’s butthole and this fan with the sign. Honestly he didnt even look like he enjoyed it Ryan Finn Tyler Phillip. Took the time to get out the poster board and the Sharpie and make himself a College Gameday-esque type of sign making fun of his favorite DJ. Download flume eating ass free mobile Porn, XXX Videos and many more sex clips, Enjoy iPhone porn at iPornTv, Android sex movies Watch free mobile XXX teen. Welp I believe the man answered the question.
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